2006/12/14

The Hair Poem by George Carlin

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George Carlin - post hair!

I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

3 comments:

FH2o said...

This is really funny and great!

You've got his autograph too. And thanks for the link to George Carlin's website!

Pandabonium said...

FH2O - I'm glad you liked it. It is one of his early stand up pieces - I like his older work the best. As the for the picture, I found it on line I'm sorry to say.

Reena said...

haaaaaa haaa:)