The Hair Poem by George Carlin

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George Carlin - post hair!

I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?


FH2o said...

This is really funny and great!

You've got his autograph too. And thanks for the link to George Carlin's website!

Pandabonium said...

FH2O - I'm glad you liked it. It is one of his early stand up pieces - I like his older work the best. As the for the picture, I found it on line I'm sorry to say.

Reena said...

haaaaaa haaa:)