Moody challenged in a rhyme
“Try the natto”, so sublime
So I vowed, perhaps in haste,
I would give natto a fair taste
I knew just once would not suffice
So I sampled natto thrice!
I tried it first with mustard, hot
Mixed with shoyu - looked like snot
It burned my tongue - I’m sensitive
With shoyu only? Explicative!
Plain natto, unadulterated?
What I next uttered was x-rated
Soy beans cooked are so delicious,
And natto is super nutritious
But as for taste, I must say lastly,
That natto stuff is simply nasty
Though vegetarian I am
I’d rather eat green eggs and ham!