From Reuters, Beijing (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP)
China bear bile farmer eaten by own animals.
The man raised black bears in order to tap them for their bile (a Chinese folk remedy for fever and liver problems). When he went to clean their cage the other day, he was killed and eaten by six of his bears.
Some might say that the bears had a lot of gall, but it sounds to me like justice. Or dare I say "just desserts"?
When questioned by police, the bears could not agree on whether or not the man tasted like chicken.